elly: this creature is quite amazing. while the petite coach handbag and personal hand-sanitizer was quite deceiving at first, her love for degrassi abolished any further doubt towards her character (as well as her love for thizzle (norcal, alissa?) and farting). she is also a lovely chain-smoking companion, and sasses almost as well as alissa.
ex:elly: (calling down to the other end of the street) "okay, izzy, see you in the morning"
random drunk guy: i'll see YOU in the morning
elly: (snort) HAHA YOU WISH, FUCKER (snort)
she cackles like i do, which is a relief, and we're going to london, edinburgh, brussels and amsterdam together over fall break, so i best like her because imma be chained to her for at least two more months ;) no, but really, she's a delight.
(picture: elly and i doing the THIZZLE dance in front of Dante's tomb. clearly, that is a huge flavor of LOVE LOCK around my neck, obvs)
amy--amy is my roommate and we're really similar in that we're both pretty laid back, we fart and do stupid things together, and she's actually more directionally impaired than i am, if you can possibly imagine that. she loses things, too, just like i do, and we both have large feet and our mothers are crazy. she's really fabulous and i really respect her a lot, and i love how that we're not best friends and we don't feel obligated to hang with each other all the time but we still get along really well. she's a freaking delight, okay?
mamma gianna: MY HOST MOTHER!!!
enough said.okay so then there's passport girl. who is freaking crazy. and everything is always an issue, as in she needed to go to the hospital for a mosquito bite. and she's super high-maintenance and i feel like i'm being suffocated when i talk to her. she's like one of those girls that freaks out when someone says that she's not being chill. oxymoron, anyone? more on her later, examples will follow.
kaley and lallie: roommates with whom morgan plays with quite a bit. they are both delightful and wonderful and lallie has a boyfriend named doug whom she talks about all the time which confuses morgan because she knows a quite different doug. kaley is best friends with morgan's old best friend from high school (meaning that she is morgan's replacement is chelsea presto's life). basically, they are both very good.
the sarahs--sarah butler and sarah codrado, also very delightful, morgan doesn't get to see them as much due to conflicting class schedules, but she loves them a lot and they are both wine-os like morgan and morgan hopes to play often.
pretty much every other girl here: in a sorority at santa clara, gettysburg, or syracuse university and it is a sad thing, because most of them are in delta gamma, in which they refer to themselves as the delta glamours. remember the devil wears prada? they're pretty much all clackers who wear a new pair of shoes every day to match all the clothes that they are buying (since daddy gave tem $10,000 just for shopping. not even kidding). anyways, it is very difficult to take many of them seriously, because morgan is definitely NOT a delta glamour and their definitions of classy differ quite a bit.
mitch hedberg--played by himself. morgan feels as if he is necessary to mention as a regular cast member to her time in italy, because she listens to him quite often. would you like some more homemade sprite? NOT TIL YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS IN IT!
okay so that's really all for right now.
oh yeah, and besides that MY LIFE IS SHIT CONSIDERING IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT KELLY CLARKSON IS AT BIG BRIDGES RIGHT NOW AND IS GOING ON TOUR IN THE FALL AND I WILL BE ABSENT FOR THIS OCCASION I PRETTY MUCH FUCKING HATE MY LIFE AND WHY THE FUCK DID I CHOOSE TO GO ABROAD AT THIS TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!??!?!?!?!! dolly parton best show up and go on tour in europe or else imma have a fucking breakdown.
PSS--this picture pretty much sums up my life so far in italy:
mkaythzbye
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ok i miss you so much that i almost just cried. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
MIKEY AND I ARE GOING TO SEE KELLY, I THINK. IT WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU, EVEN MORE SO THAN JT NOT BEING THE SAME WITHOUT YOU. I WILL SING EVERY SINGLE SONG TWICE AS LOUD, SO IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SINGING, TOO...WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD SING IT FOUR TIMES AS LOUD, THEN. I WILL ALSO FORCE MIKEY TO MEMORIZE EVERY SONG AND WEAR HUGE FAKE TITS AND BE VERY DRUNK, SO I CAN PRETEND IT'S YOU. oooohhhhhhhhh and and and Lizzy Maas (PO soph) SNUCK INTO Big bridges somehow and saw Kelly rehearsing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but she did not take any photos.
If it had been you and I, not only would we have snuck in, we would have become BFFs with Kel and gotten Long Islands with her that night. OBV.
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